master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

woodendreams:

(by Daniel Korzhonov)

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*phone lights up*

me: *hopes its a text from the boy*

Kim K:” Your energy is full!Further your career, go on a date…get famous!”

me: even better

baara:

this is so me 

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kimkardashiangameproblems:

I couldn’t complete the task because I fell asleep.

kimkardashiangameproblems:

I couldn’t complete the task because I fell asleep.

baby starting to say its first words
baby: m-m-m
me: mama ? :-)
baby: meet me in the fucking pit

aaronkirilenko:

*me coming down stairs*

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mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-

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morrasea:

constantly getting told you’re lazy and that you’re not trying hard enough when you’re trying your hardest is probably one of the most hurtful feelings ever  

d0nn0:

Girl: u like horror games? 

Me: ye

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